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COME ON. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...
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SO THIS IS MY PAGE ABOUT GIVING ME MONEY. IF YOU ARE READING THIS I WOULD LIKE YOU TO E-MAIL ME AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY ADRESS. WHY YOU MIGHT ASK. WELL BECAUSE IM POOR AND MY FEET ARE TO BIG AND I NEED A NEW PAIR OF SHOES THATS WHY. PLESE HELP ME OUT.
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JUST HAD TO ADD THIS
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COOL AIN'T HE? YOU CAN TAKE HIM HOME IF YOU HELP ME OUT. ITS NOT MUCH IM ASKING FOR, AND I WILL TAKE ANY CONTRIBUTION YOU HAVE TO OFFER.
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none of the following is gauranteed
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THIS IS A QUESTION MANY OF YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING BUT I ASHURE YOU THAT THERE IS NO CATCH. I NEED MONEY AND YOU NEED TO GET RID OF IT BEORE SOME ONE ELSE TAKES IT. TELL YOU WHAT...THIS IS A ONE TIME OFFER. FOR NO MONEY DOWN I WILL GARANTEE YOU THAT IF I AM NOT COMPLETLY SATISFIED WITH YOUR CONTRIBUTION I WILL SEND IT BACK WITHIN 30 DAYS FREE OF CHARGE! NOW THATS AN OFFER YOU CANT RESIST!
NOW FOR THE PRIZES.....
IF YOU PLEDGE $100 I WILL SEND YOU A HAND-SIGNED THANK YOU NOTE
IF YOU PLEDGE $101-$500 I WILL SEND YOU A LIST OF MONEY MAKING IDEAS AND A SUPRISE BAG FILLED WITH AT LEAST 1 CD.
IF YOU PLEDGE $501-$1000 I WILL PERSONALLY FLY TO YOUR HOME TOWN ANY WHERE IN THE WORLD AND THROW YOU A BAR-B-QUE!! ALL EXSPENSES PAID! AND... I WILL BRING A YOU AND YOUR FAMILY EACH A T-SHIRT READING..."I GAVE MY MONTH'S SALARY TO A KID ON THE INTERNET."
NOW I ASK OF YOU, IF YOU ARE THE KIND SOULS THAT I THINK YOU ARE I THINK YOU WILL TRY THE $1000+ PLEDGE. WITH THIS PACKAGE YOU NOT ONLY GET ALL OF THE ABOVE, YOU WILL ALSO GET ME IN PERSON AS YOU SERVANT FOR A MONTH. I WILL COOK, CLEAN, AND WALK THE DOG ALL FOR FREE!!!!!!! WHO EVER SAID "NOTHING IN THIS WORLD IS FREE."?
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